No, there probably wasn’t enough detail in my “anecdotes” for a jaded old self-defense expert like yourself to get off.
As to dissimilar situations you are the one who claims to know what every circumstance is or will be.
I will grant that you certainly paint a lurid picture of your roommate murdering a grizzly. You’re just lucky it wasn’t a tyger.
When I isolate this comment for you, can you recognize how asinine it looks to anyone who is NOT a "tween" girl?