I certainly hope he's gay or better yet, a trannie, or even better, a hermaphrodite who'll show up in spangles, high heels and a beard in honor of the occasion.
LOL! That would go over like a lead balloon in the black community. One thing I learned about black cons while working in the prison system is that they hated homos...black homos especially. Not that they didn't use their services, but no male convict was ever going to admit to it.