Not too far off the mark. If he came around here, I'd have him turned out onto the street to get my money.
You need to go outside once in a while for some fresh air.
Now that right there is funny.
Pinging Eaker to your last line there.
I guarantee you gunner gets a hell of a lot more fresh air a week than 99% of the posters here. With me knowing the truth methinks you speak from your but a wee bit.