Posted on 08/13/2014 8:13:27 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Hummm .immigration might be a two-edged sword in CA. Immigrants are not as tolerant of wickedness as home-grown Americans and they may put a stop to the LBGTQ recruiting that is rife in the government schools.
Get your children out of the government schools - NOW!
I hope somebody up there in Fremont has the presence of mind to identify the lead source (person) of the purchase of that book, and pursue getting the pervert out of the school system.
Under the category of IF it has the appearance of...therefore that person is too stupid to be on the public payroll.
ARTH PING.
Wow. And to think we used to have to rummage thru Pop’s dresser drawers to find his Playboys. Now, they just pass this crap out at school.
If Amerca was a human being calif would the butt hole.
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Decades ago, we were told that sex education would educate students about changes in their bodies at puberty, educate girls about menstuation, educate them about reproduction and how their bodies work.
Somehow since then, it has morphed into a mass of teaching about homosexuality and sex games. It has morphed with an expectation that students will have sex. How did this happen?
How is any of that even close to being “health” related?
Sodom and Gomorrah West
California schools have gotten away with so much without a peep, now the parent are finally speaking up.
All it would take is one parent to get a school to clamp down and stop anything Christian. It takes thousands of parents to even get noticed to stop perversion.
Sorry, I had to do this...
NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Galahad
[boom crash]
[angels singing]
[pound pound pound]
GALAHAD: Open the door!
Open the door!
[pound pound pound]
In the name of King Arthur, open the door!
[squeak thump]
[squeak boom]
ALL: Hello!
ZOOT: Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax.
GALAHAD: The Castle Anthrax?
ZOOT: Yes... oh, it’s not a very good name? Oh! but we are
nice and we shall attend to your every, every need!
GALAHAD: You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?
ZOOT: The what?
GALAHAD: The Grail — it is here?
ZOOT: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Midget!
Crepper!
MIDGET and CREPPER: Yes, oh Zoot!
ZOOT: Prepare a bed for our guest.
MIDGET and CREPPER: Oh thank you thank you thank you—
ZOOT: Away away vile temptress! The beds here are warm and soft — and
very, very big.
GALAHAD: Well, look, I-I-uh—
ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
ZOOT: Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. Oh, but come!
GALAHAD: Look, please! In God’s name, show me the Grail!
ZOOT: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious!
GALAHAD: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the—
ZOOT: Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our
hospitality.
GALAHAD: Well, I-I-uh—
ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared
to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between
sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to
protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life — bathing, dressing, undressing,
making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights.
Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!
GALAHAD: No, no — i-it’s nothing!
ZOOT: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please,
lie down.
[clap clap]
PIGLET: Ah. What seems to be the trouble?
GALAHAD: They’re doctors?!
ZOOT: Uh, they’ve had a basic medical training, yes.
GALAHAD: B-but—
ZOOT: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor
Winston, practice your art.
PIGLET: Try to relax.
GALAHAD: Are you sure that’s necessary?
PIGLET: We must examine you.
GALAHAD: There’s nothing wrong with that!
PIGLET: Please — we are doctors.
GALAHAD: Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity!
PIGLET: Back to your bed!
GALAHAD: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail!
PIGLET: There’s no grail here.
GALAHAD: I have seen it, I have seen it. I have seen—
GIRLS: Hello.
GALAHAD: Oh—
VARIOUS GIRLS: Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
GALAHAD: Zoot!
DINGO: No, I am Zoot’s identical twin sister, Dingo.
GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I—
DINGO: Where are you going?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight
to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It’s not the
first time we’ve had this problem.
GALAHAD: It’s not the real Grail?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty — and here in Castle Anthrax, we
have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You
must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
And me.
And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You’re in great peril!
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: Now look, it’s not important.
LAUNCELOT: Quick! Come on and we’ll cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I’m fine!
LAUNCELOT: Come on!
GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad, come on!
GALAHAD: No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
DINGO: Oh, yes, he can handle us easily.
GIRLS: Yes, yes!
GALAHAD: Wait! I can defeat them! There’s only a hundred and fifty
of them!
DINGO: Yes, yes, he’ll beat us easily, we haven’t a chance.
GIRLS: Yes, yes.
[boom]
DINGO: Oh, shit.
[outside]
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don’t think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it’s too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I’m a knight, I’m supposed to get as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we’ve got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it’s unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you’re gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I’m not.$
Because it didn't morph, it was a lie from Day One by those with an agenda.
Young adults DO need to understand their bodies - and that is the job of PARENTS!
You are probably as naughty as Zoot
More like Galahad.
Admin, if it is inappropriate, please delete.
I certainly don’t remember that story from “The Boys’ King Arthur”.
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