[Kackikat]

They have alligators in Martha’s Vineyard?

[tumblindice]

So the blond racks the slide of the Remington 12 gauge, loaded ‘candycane’ with slugs and buckshot, and pumps a slug into the head of the 12 foot long gator.
Flipping it over, she closely examines its feet and sighs: “Damn.”
“This one’s not wearing shoes either.”