[Kenny Bunk]

Cowboy, we here in the choir don't seem to ever understand that Joey Plug's song and dance is exactly what makes him the belovèd of his people.

Republicans do NOT have half a brain or any balls...

The Namby Pamby Safe Seat Party Platform is "Buenos Días! We can give you everything ... and much more ... much more efficiently than those nasty Democrats. And we're much nicer people, with 'family' values, but we love LGBT people too! We'll never ever say a harsh word because that scares the female voter, you know.

The country eats red-hot pepperoni pizza tacos with fries, and the Republicans are still serving Wonder Bread PB&J sandwiches with the crust cut off.

What will beat the Democrats? How about a A Program, A Plan, and some Leaders who can sell it. Half the electorate does not vote. Let's go get'em!

[Vaquero]

I’m there Maine man. The problem is the fight first, with the GOPe. Like down in Mississippi with the GOPe getting the Dhimmicrats to vote in the repube primary.

We have a whole lot of war to fight before we fight the big war against the Dhimmicrats.