Dead. We are all dead. Ebola monkey fever will make us all spew blood out of every orifice and the walls will run red with blood as we explode like a grape in a microwave. Nothing can save us. We are all completely screwed. Our deaths are guaranteed. We will bloat up like a balloon, filled with deadly deadly Ebola, and our eyes will spin like the wheels in a slot machine, until the eyes read SKULL SKULL SKULL, and we will win the Ebola Jackpot and zillions of Ebola viruses will tumble out of us like jackpot coins in a casino.
OH NO!!! Ebola causes you to grow a third eye!!!
It’s the Virus of Peace!