Fortunately, California, as a result of its agricultural and technological wealth, has saved up a large budget surplus, and furthermore hasn't committed any of its hoards of cash on multi-billion-dollar boondoggles, such as the disastrous light rail projects that have mired other states. And it has a sensible energy policy which will make construction of the nukes a snap. So it's in a great position to deal with the present drought crisis. I wish all the states had the foresight and sage leadership that California has, such as the remarkable way it has dealt with this utterly unforeseen and unforeseeable drought. Why, Mono Lake was filled to the brim just what, four years ago?
that’s some quality Onionesque writing Coloradan. Well done. You had me good for a few sentences.