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You folks from away. Your ack-scent will nev-ah fool a na-tive Main-ah. But, you can fool each oth-ah, and that's goo-ud enuff....
The famed Bert and I comedy albums, like the one about the Mainer trying to give directions to Millinocket. “Well you could go west at the next intersection, get on the turnpike...go no’th thru the tollgate at Augusta...well, no,
just keep the river on your left...then again you can take that scenic coastal route that the tourists use and after you get to Bucksport...well, let me see now...Millinocket...Come to think of it, you can’t GET there from here.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJBUZm1HoY