[Flycatcher]

I don't run, but my job requires me to hike (fast) about 10 miles a day on uneven terrain with a heavy backpack filled with water and all kinds of junk. Gotta say, I've never been more fit in my life!

Which means I'll get hit by a bus...

[Fungi]

“Running for even 5 to 10 minutes a day, once or twice a week, or at slow speeds was associated with substantial mortality benefits over 15 years, a prospective study showed.” Chrystal Phend? My gosh, I have a strange name but that is, well, never mind. This is a joke, right? You need to take a course in college level writing. Mortality benefits? Just what I want!

[ETL 2]

These 2 geniuses were running for their lives the other day....

2 women miss being struck by train on bridge:
https://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=slv1-msgr&p=women%20tracks%20train%20bridge&type=

[glock rocks]

Runners Shown To Have 100% Mortality Rate

pictures at eleven

[DH]

Don’t you just love these studies that state things like this: “...over that period and had 3 years longer life expectancy compared with nonrunners....”

So, this study actually came up with this totally fictitious and imagined lifespan study? Even an idiot could see the irony and false claim.

Did these career students and make-believe artists actually perform this study over a period of 60 to 80 years? Hell no!

Basic common sense would tell that to make a factual study of a controlled group would actually take a lifetime...and this sure as hell didn’t.

I’ve become tired of these claims based upon assumptions and falsified computer models by people who think they can make gold from lead.