[dware]

Every stoner goes and gets their card

I wouldn't say EVERY one. Many, but not all. If it really worked as real prescriptions

The Rx comes from a real, live doctor, just like any other Rx. Dispensaries are the "pharmacy". At least, that's how it works here in CO. Of course, that's also going the way of the dinosaur due to recreational now being legal.

[GeronL]

A quack at the table in front who works for the pot seller is not a “real, live doctor”

[ifinnegan]

It works great.

Stoner: I can’t sleep.

Doc: Why not?

Stoner: I can’t sleep if I’m not stoned.

Doc: Ok, here ya go.

Funny but not an exaggeration.