http://www.bumperstickerz.com/patriotic-military-bumper-stickers.htm
how bout an airplane??
You’ll have to scroll a bit (and it seems the page is pro/anit at the same time) but there is 3 colors to choose from to match your evil SUV’s paint nicely :)
Underneath that bumper sticker should be: “Victory through superior firepower” with a picture of towelheads getting blown up.