After reading it everyone pretty much knows the “reporter” is an idiot so that was probably the intent.
Don’t come to Texas and try to BS a BS’er, you’ll loose.
We’re experts.
So Karla Zabludovsky wouldn’t mind if a hoard of people showed up to squat on her lawn, break into her house and take what they wanted and generally trash her property? Strangers breaking in and stealing things is A-OK with Karla, presumably.