[Rodamala]

...naked upside-down crucifixions on TV once a week at halftime on the Monday Night Football game! Halftime! Monday Night! The Monday Night Crucifixions!

[outofsalt]

I’m all for hosting executions at the stadium.
My complaint is that the electric chair is a single seater...I think we need to wire up the bleachers and eliminate the backlog (since waiting 20-30 years is now, “cruel and unusual”).

[Hugh the Scot]

These punishments should be reserved for only the most heinous crimes, such as failure to use sarcasm tags.

[who knows what evil?]

I like the gravy/wolverine idea...