Maybe tongue-in-cheek now for that hippie enclave, but drop off a bus load of MS-13s, I mean “border children” (sorry), and they will turn Tea Party immediately.
(been there a number of times myself, by the way - if you want a salad at their one restaurant, the waitress pulls some weeds from the front lawn...well it looks that way, at least)
Syncro in his official unofficial Bolinas Border Patrol uniform.
We're also honorary members of the Bodega Volunteer Fire Department. Our official jobs are to consume large quantities of chicken, tri-tip and beer at their annual barbecues.