I think that your sarcasm detector may be in need of a tuneup. :=)
D’oh! As-mentioned, I couldn’t get past that statement to read the rest of the article, where it would have probably been obvious that it was satire.
That’s one thing I have trouble with these days: outrageous-sounding things are routinely said by libs & Dems, making it hard to distinguish ridiculous fact from fiction.