I have a corvette that talks to me. It constantly says “faster, faster, faster, faster”
I once drove a Cobra replica that whispered two things: "We can catch that guy up ahead, no problem!", and "Whoops! You almost died there."
Usually my Passat TDI is pretty silent - German stoicism and all that. Still, I'd bet that once in a while it would like to tell me...
"I don't care if she is Italian and naked, stop riding that two-wheeled hussy and take ME on a weekend trip!"