Try this:
Justice Dept finally finds ‘real’ scandal; looking at Obama outhouse parade float
Since investigating multiple “fake” scandals like the White House Benghazi cover-up and IRS targeting of conservatives seem so petty, Holder’s crew have been itching for something worthy to investigate.
A controversial float in the Norfolk Independence Day parade is just the ground-breaking case they were hoping for.
This officially makes Eric Holder a Floater.