Next thing you'll know, they'll be engineering giant spiders for production of these things. One will escape and attack a small town. Then, we'll be hearing about the phone call from Hugo, the high school janitor to the science teacher:
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"Mister OhMyGod, Crunch Crunch? Spit out whatever you're chewing and start over."