Take a sample Florida Standards Test! (Common Core)

Florida Standards Assessment ^

[rockrr]

Just don’t chew your Pop Tart into the shape of a gun...;’)

[The Duke]

Complete this sentence: "White girl bleed a __________"

[MaxMax]

If you have a bucket with 5 rocks, and another bucket with 7 rocks, how many buckets do you have?

Three. Because two buckets have more than their fair share?

[DManA]

The goal is to make every kid dumb as a bucket of rocks.

[GeronL]

yep

[DManA]

The only reason this thing doesn’t die on the vine is that lots and lots of influential Republicans are backing it.

Maybe not publicly, but behind the scenes they are keeping it alive.

[MaxMax]

I know about some people who will get angry for the Repubs for $15.

[DManA]

I know some people who think the GOPe is on their side.

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

Create data to support your eviro-whacko claim.

Amazing

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Probably “Do you agree the buckets are a Trigger that reminds you of slaves carrying water from the well the Massa’s house? If yes, please file a grievance with the school principal.”

[The Antiyuppie]

“If you have a bucket with 5 rocks, and another bucket with 7 rocks, how many buckets do you have?

Three. Because two buckets have more than their fair share?

No, you pass a law such that each bucket must have equal numbers of rocks, so, four rocks and four rocks*.

* The remaining rocks are consumed by overhead administrative costs.

[SgtHooper]

LMAO!! You truly are mad! :-)

[ansel12]

If you have a bucket with 5 rocks, and another bucket with 7 rocks, how many buckets do you have?

You have 12 rocks, so subtract 1 from that and you get 2, subtract zero from two and still have a 2 left, so there are 2 buckets.

[DManA]

You are the smartest man in the United States.

[Girlene]

That’s a real question? Idiotic.

[DManA]

I was just watching Jimmy Kimmel. He did a quiz with two English people on the street.

One of the questions was “What is the name of the stadium where the LA. Dodgers play?”

They passed.

[DisorderOnBorder]

Rick Scott is toast. He pushed this new Commie Core test, while claiming to be against Commie Core. He keeps handing the Governors mansion back to Crist

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

I took it right off the test site.

[BradyLS]

That’s amazing! In other words, “Make up data to fit the scientist’s claim!”

[Girlene]

wow.