All Pop Tart guns are AK’s, full auto, scoped, with 70 round magazines. With cop killer bullets.
Going to the Kroger tomorrow to stock up on pop tarts.
Do I need to get a federal background check to do that?
I am thinking chocolate. Might give me a PC edge.
Then no telling what I might do with the tasty toaster treats. Insert maniacial laughter. I might go postal with a pastry!
And when they are left in the toaster to long, they are black.