A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car. The
sales person asks, "What are you looking for
in a car?"
The snail says, "I want a really fast car with
big side doors so I can write a huge "S"
on each door."
The salesman says, "That's a weird request,
why?"
The snail says, "Because when I drive through
town I want people to say, "Look at that S-Car-Go."
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