This is my first “guest appearance” for Elite Millennial (yeah, I’ll call it that – it makes me sound important) and I suppose it would only be prudent to introduce myself. My name is Michael Glawe. My nom de plume is M.R. Glawe – the “R” standing for Reed, my father’s name. I am twenty-one years old and I am currently a student and columnist at Iowa State University. Saliently, as a matter of qualification, I am a Millennial. That much should suffice for now.