Open primaries are a travesty. The RATs will always be better than the GOPers at electoral pranksterism.
Note that a Louisiana beneficiary was Vance the Smooch McAllister who, photographed passionately kissing a staffer although he is somewhat married, had promised not to run again to get the presstitutes to go away and has now, naturally, decided to run anyhow. He lied to his wife. Why should mere voters expect better treatment?