I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Go back and read post #181t. You proposed a hypothetical fund to buy muffins for them, so that can't be MY straw man. I just pointed out the logical result of such an action.
I do apologize if I made you feel pummeled. I thought we were just having a little fun. I'll let you have the last word.
YOU assumed the quantity.
There are some people who will assume the worst in each and every situation.