Or better yet, try it while someone is sliding across your shins with studs up with a decent possibility of snapping your leg like a twig if it’s done wrong.
BTW, thank you very much for your PMs about our beloved RFC. I’ve had a huge week and will reply soon.
No problem.
BTW, we have signed Kris Boyd and good rumours swirling about re Dave King buying out the shareholders we want rid of, and being in control of Rangers by August. But just rumours.
But Boydy has signed, Ross Perry is gone, and allegedly three more new signings before the start of the season. One of which may be ex-Hearts and Kilmarnock defender Ismail Bouzid, who is on trial at Ibrox. Rumours also circulate about Bougherra returning on a free transfer, which if true would be immense.
P.S if you ever get to Scotland and a Rangers game, let me know and we can meet up. Drinks, food and matchday programme on me.