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Soccer Critics Are Right, But it’s Time to Zip it and Cheer
Townhall.com ^ | June 27, 2014 | Mark Davis

Posted on 06/27/2014 8:16:11 AM PDT by Kaslin

I think the points have been made:

— Soccer is largely a tedious game featuring long stretches of uneventful play punctuated by the all-too-rare moment of scoring;

— The clock concept is infuriating. We love the 45-minute halves with no commercials, but then the arbitrary one or three or six minutes of “extra time” violate every concept of precision that a clocked sport should have;

— Soccer has its fan base, and it is not small; but the pressure on America to embrace it to some far larger degree is absurd. We simply never will as long as we have other sports featuring far deeper intrigue.

I have spent a lot of time during World Cup 2014 making these very points against those passionate souls who have insisted that this is the year, this is the time, now is the juncture at which America welcomes soccer in a fashion approaching football, baseball, basketball— hockey, maybe ? Golf? NASCAR?

Nope. Not going to happen. They say never say never. I’m saying never. Soccer will never— ever— reach consistent viewer levels approaching even our fifth or sixth most popular sports, in terms of TV ratings and attendance.

The attempt by elites to cram soccer down our throats are comical, as we are made to feel like rubes for not embracing the sport most of the world loves— because most of the world doesn’t have anything else.

That said, I have heard the diatribes and read the columns crafted by people pushing back against soccer fever— and enjoyed them all, and agreed with most.

But with the USA team’s improbable path into the World Cup’s final 16, I want to offer advice to all the soccer critics— everybody gets it. Points made. Now shut up and root for the Americans.

There has been a window for slapping soccer around. It was wide open for the opening games, when soccer dorks scolded anyone not embracing the sport as God’s greatest gift. We gave as good as we got, and we won. Even the late-arriving bandwagon types knew they were crowded into various venues for two reasons— first, the USA was playing, and second, we understood what a big worldwide deal it is.

As soon as America is ousted— and that could well be after the Belgium game Tuesday afternoon— this entire phenomenon evaporates. We will not gather by the thousands to watch Argentina battle Colombia. But if we can get by Belgium and make the Final Eight— the nation will be going crazy, and everyone keeping the soccer hate alive will come off looking like a bunch of jerks.

I say this with all love to people I share a lot of space with. Conservatives in particular have had a great time savaging soccer— from Ann Coulter, who properly taps the brakes on any sport where girls compete alongside boys, to Marc Thiessen, who crafts a sublime argument that soccer is socialist.

But the fact of the matter is that the world plays it, the world cares about it, and the United States of America might just crash the party even further.

If we do, there is only one proper reaction: celebration. By dinnertime Sunday, July 13, the World Cup final will be over. The USA team will probably not be involved. The next day, America will return to its default soccer setting of ambivalence leaning toward disinterest.

All the critics will have been proven right. There will be no burst of marketplace appetite for soccer in our daily, even yearly lives.

But between now and whenever the USA is done, if the whole World Cup thing is too boring for you or too foreign or too whatever— keep it to yourself. Thousands of your countrymen will be busting their behinds to excel at a game the world cares about a lot more than we do— which should be cause for enthusiasm. We all know American football, baseball and basketball are far better than anything other nations can offer up. As such, American successes in those sports on a world stage are not so surprising.

But for a team of Americans to fight its way out of a group containing three teams from nations that live and die for soccer? To face next week another country that does not have Jack Squat except for soccer? For us to excel in that context makes me enormously proud, even with my pocketful of criticisms for what the world calls “football.”

I know what football is. It is the punishing, compelling, high-scoring affair culminating every year in a Super Bowl that excites me more than any soccer game ever will.

But right now, a team of Americans is trying to win a tournament followed by more human beings than will watch any Super Bowl. I, for one, will cheer for them to win it. And to all of you who have sought to show us how cool you are, or how conservative you are, by bad-mouthing soccer? Stow it for a while. Not because you are wrong, but because large throngs of your fellow Americans will be rooting for our nation to do well on this world stage. And a handful of your countrymen wearing our colors are fighting hard to make us proud.

So let’s be proud. We have the rest of our lives to push back against those who overstate soccer’s appeal. Until our fellow Americans are shown the door, let’s appreciate them by not denigrating their field of battle.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: coulter; fifa; soccer; unitedstates
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1 posted on 06/27/2014 8:16:11 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Google has gone absolutely berserk trying to ram this down our throats for the last - it seems like - month and a half.

Today they’ve stopped, for some reason.


2 posted on 06/27/2014 8:18:34 AM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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To: Kaslin

Anyone have a link to the Thiessen column? Is he an economist?


3 posted on 06/27/2014 8:20:12 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Steely Tom

No games today.


4 posted on 06/27/2014 8:20:29 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Kaslin

Soccer and the metric system. Both communist plots. Obviously.


5 posted on 06/27/2014 8:22:52 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: Steely Tom
I watched programming yesterday in a local store. All the discussion was about the USA team and there was a lot of flag waving with countless fans being interviewed most wrapped in the American flag.

The show was all in spanish...

6 posted on 06/27/2014 8:23:19 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: Kaslin

I am by no means a soccer fan. But wouldn’t it be absolutely fantastic if we could over the next decade or so become one of the top soccer nations, and Americanize the sport with cheerleaders, Budweiser commercials, stadium rock, etc. and see the libs cry about how the ugly Americans have taken over this “beautiful sport”?


7 posted on 06/27/2014 8:26:22 AM PDT by dinoparty
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To: Kaslin
I just don't have any interest in Soccer. I don't really care about it beyond being confused by this winning while losing things.

I like win or lose games with a mountain of stats and averages.

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8 posted on 06/27/2014 8:27:52 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: dinoparty

I made my son play football. It is safer.


9 posted on 06/27/2014 8:28:36 AM PDT by AppyPappy
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To: Kaslin

I love soccer, and really enjoy the World Cup, but I don’t care whether or not anyone else cares about it, as long as I am able to watch it.

I also love to watch most other sports. I don’t care if someone doesn’t like those. To each his own.

I say live and let live.


10 posted on 06/27/2014 8:30:18 AM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: Kaslin
Conservatives in particular have had a great time savaging soccer— from Ann Coulter, who properly taps the brakes on any sport where girls compete alongside boys

Huh? Girls play soccer alongside boys up to about U-10, and later in some coed rec leagues, but competitive soccer differentiates just as rapidly as do other sports. Boys and girls are different, as even Ann may have noticed. A WNBA team would lose to a good boys high school basketball team, and the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team would lose to a good men's college team. I'm glad women's sports have gotten much more competitive, but they are a different game.

11 posted on 06/27/2014 8:31:57 AM PDT by sphinx
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To: cdcdawg
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.

12 posted on 06/27/2014 8:32:16 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: pfflier
The show was all in spanish...
I hate soccer, but will watch some of the World Cup - but only in Spanish (which I don't speak) ... very entertaining.
13 posted on 06/27/2014 8:33:35 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: dinoparty
It's starting already. The European football clubs are instituting salary caps next year, I believe. (An American concept that penalizes rich teams and favors poor ones).

Which is why I'm interested to read why Thiessen thinks soccer is "socialist."

14 posted on 06/27/2014 8:35:34 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: cdcdawg

Soccer: agree.

Metric system: disagree.

As a scientist, why stick with a dysfunctional way of measuring things when an objectively better system is available?

Perhaps stupidest of all is our present (non)system of using “normal” for measuring some things and metric for measuring others.


15 posted on 06/27/2014 8:37:41 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins all the battles. Reality wins all the wars.)
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To: 1rudeboy

It’s too bad you couldn’t get a frame that shows Mandrake glancing uncomfortably at Ripper’s hand on his shoulder.

I am something of a Peter Sellers fan, and I think that scene is one his best.


16 posted on 06/27/2014 8:37:44 AM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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To: FamiliarFace

I agree with you 100%


17 posted on 06/27/2014 8:38:24 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Steely Tom

Peter Sellers was a treasure.


18 posted on 06/27/2014 8:38:48 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

Who is Thiessen and what does he have to do with soccer and this column>


19 posted on 06/27/2014 8:40:37 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin
'Bout halfway through:

Conservatives in particular have had a great time savaging soccer— from Ann Coulter, who properly taps the brakes on any sport where girls compete alongside boys, to Marc Thiessen, who crafts a sublime argument that soccer is socialist.

20 posted on 06/27/2014 8:41:49 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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