Michelle Obama school lunches will be popular tomorrow, we’ll ask for them at McDonald’s when we go there to get served. Martial law will come out tomorrow, the mainstream media will push the Hildabeast down our throats for 2016. Michelle Obama will run for Senator in Illinois tomorrow. Hillary Clinton will be broke tomorrow, Bill will yell at the press and tell them to treat her right. She’ll even give back her speaking fee from UNLV. The mainstream media won’t be liberal suck ups tomorrow and Alec Baldwin won’t be on every station on tv.
The Washington Redskins will change their name, tomorrow, Howard Cosell will come back from the dead and compare Michael Sam to a gay chimpanzee. Hank Williams Jr. will be back doing the music on Monday Night football tomorrow, Obama won’t be controlling who is on and off, your tv. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, which one was Michael and which one was Sam, anyway?
Obama has been an agent of change.
I grew up having great empathy for the poor souls behind the Iron Curtain living their lives out under the insuufferable arrogant and brutal tyranny of Russian Stalinists like Nikita Kruschev.
But that has changed, thanks to Barack Obama.
Now I have great empathy for all of us poor souls living our lives out under the insuufferable arrogant and brutal tyranny of American Stalinists like Barack Obama.