You’ll find out soon enough for yourself ... :-) ...
I already know that the planet earth revolves around the Sun, and that there's no Thor, or Zeus, or Odin, or Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny.
But please do regale me of historical accounts of fish that swallow men whole, and spit them back out alive and of people who took a hundred years to build a boat to survive apocalyptic floods and people turned into pillars of salt and fiery chariots that whisk people magically into the heavens pulled by unicorns that travel backwards through time and space. And how I should submit to slavery... because God says so in Deuteronomy 15. :-/
I'm all ears.