Socialist Venezuela: home of hot, smelly chicks. Maybe the Bus Driver will die from a whiff of all that BO.
That would make a great article for travelandleisure.com.
Just as Europe has just about conquered BO, Venezuela starts it up. In this case, deodorant is just not available. During the latter part of the Franco regime, the government ran ads urging people to use deodorant with little dramas like a couple on a bus making eyes at each other until they get close enough for a whiff and one gags and runs off. Reasons for European stink at the time was the price of deodorant, many cold water flats and folks just not accustomed to bathing regularly.