Must be a joy to play sports against.
“Did you see that? A bird hit my ball! That's why it's not on the fairway.”
“The rim is too tight. The rim is too loose. Oherwise my shots would be falling.”
“Did you see that? A bird hit my ball! “
The old Randy Johnson excuse,eh??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpRHrAh3pk&feature=kp
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