Yep, call for citizen volunteers. Declare a state of emergency and get us waivers from work. Kind of like jury duty, you know? You might be very surprised at the response!
That is if you are really interested in solving the problem. Are you? Rick? Rick....? Are you there?
I will bring my own guns and ammo. I can be on the border by the weekend. Just let me know.
Rick's a little busy right now conferring with the Chamber of Commerce, La Raza, and his group of crony capitalist cheap labor investors. He'll be with you shortly with another stirring speech....Meanwhile, as you wait, here's a favorite mariachi quartet medley of Rick's featuring David Dewhurst, John Cornyn, Robert Strauss and George Bush...