[jch10]

Let’s celebrate hit and run drivers and pedophiles too, OK?

[cva66snipe]

This is Perdro DeJaunito. Notable achievements taking over as head of the local chapter of {insert gang name here} and his upcoming baby brother Julio who has graduated from purse snatching elderly women's purses to armed robbery. Their story is one of success rising up from humble beginnings in Juarez before crossing the border one evening when uncle Miguel created a diversion by assaulting BP agents with lye.

Their parents Maria and Jose were awaiting their arrival in their newly secured section 8 apartment. Jose picked them up at the local walk in store in his new SUV which the fiancé company seeks to repossess but is since then discovered they were defrauded as the real Jose Juanito is a 8th generation American citizen and reported his identity stolen a year earlier and has paid out thousands in lawyer fees.