I’ve seen 7-yr old Farm boys on neighbors’ properties embarrass EPA/DER/DNR/DEP/ACoE ‘experts’ with simple observations of problems, in lieu of 200pg illustrated reports, filed in triplicate and long-debated in the soiled halls of Harrisburg. What a mega waste of our hard-earned monies those phoney-baloneys are.
Onew of the most funny comments I recall, is some years back, I was in a hotel luxury suite 9I planned a military conference, so I got to stay in the GOOD room... ;-0 ANYWAY...I was having some wine with one of the guest officers...the gas fireplace didnt work...he says “For what this room goes for, ya need to call someone” so I did...and this fella shows up...and he is the EPITOME of plumbers crack, redneck, dim-bulb sort of fella...that also thinks a “girl” dont know nuttin bout nuttin...ANYWAY...after a bit of lookin about, he looks at the male officer in the room and says...”Well fella, what ya got here is a soot buildup on yer flamerod!” ANd I couldnt help it...I added...”Well no wonder he cant get it up!!” and left the room...........(some things I just am compelled to do, if for no other reason than to see the reaction ;-)