thought it was me....I foo foo’d.............twice
OK, I have got to share this little bit of Government worker horsechit.......we have had so much rain, I looked up what a cubit was! (obscure biblical reference)...ANYWAY...my building has flooding on the ground floor....Sooooooooo in their infinite wisdom, the state hired “experts” to determine the source of the flooding.... (I coulda told em for free that it was the gaping hole in the wall, that had water pouring out of it...... but I digress........) SO...they pay 5 THOUSAND dollars to have these idiots dome out...and know what they told me??? (wait for it)......”YOU have water intrusion” I gave em the “you are too stupid to live” look...and said...OH...you mean it is leaking? (using my best Walter voice......DUMBASS!)