Anyone who voted for O in 2012 should be either expatriated, committed to an institution for the criminally insane, or made to serve breakfast in bed to Michelle Obama promptly at 5.58am five days a week, while dressed as a donkey (party mascot). You are to NEVER make eye contact with the first lady.
This would be fitting punishment for my in-laws, except for the fact that they might enjoy it. /S