“Charlie Crist blows...” is in the actual headline.
Yup. Should stopped right there.
Like another headline from years ago: "Charlie Crist Engaged to a Woman."
But there is good news, too. Mrs. Crist is taking beard lessons from Michelle, and Charlie may be able to get this behind him.
Also in Charlie's defense, he does not use Man-Tan to achieve that marvelous over-all colour. It's Cabot's Colonial Maple Stain #4, available at Home depot.
Crisp doesn’t know whether he’s a Dem/Rep/Conservative/Bi-Sexual Liberal/Gender Confused, etc.
Winner!