Whatever moron thought that. Would look great should be tied in a sack with the morons who decided to praise it as “avante garde” and brilliant, then slowly dipped into pure hydrogen peroxide feet first.
While being forced to listen to a crossmash of pitch bent Justin bieber and Mikey Cyrus.
(Tunes played at same time, pitch bent, max distortion.)
You would puke if you saw how much they fawn over her in the fashion industry. Please people, I just want to look at new shoes, not hear about how Lady Obama is such a fashion plate and model modern woman. It’s relentless visual cacophony worse than you described.