I'm sorry if the rule of law bothers you so much.
Are you then among those who believe that the son of an American father born to the Queen of England and heir to the throne can become President? It's not a very complicated question.
If a child is born a Citizen of the United States and meets the other qualifications of age and residency, then he is eligible to be elected to the Office of the President of the United States.
Period.
Now take your silly hypothetical to another forum.