May God bless you and keep you always.
AAAHHH-CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Excuuuse me! I guess I'm allergic to people like you.
Too bad you don't follow some of Lao tzo's philosophy...the quintessential Taoist.
Taoist myths state that Laozi was conceived when his mother gazed upon a falling star. He supposedly remained in her womb for 62 years before being born while his mother was leaning against a plum tree. (The Chinese surname Li shares its character with "plum".)
Laozi was said to have emerged as a grown man with a full grey beard and long earlobes, both symbols of wisdom and long life. Other myths claim that he was reborn 13 times after his first life during the days of Fuxi. In his last incarnation as Laozi, he lived nine hundred and ninety years and spent his life traveling to reveal the Tao.
Hippie? Me? LOL. Boy, do you ever date yourself. Too bad you've ended up so angry and bitter.
And you kill mules. How sweet. (sarc.)
Sweet?!! You're cooking them wrong.
Besides, you are supposed to let them cough up the coke first.
And yes, I was quite the hep-cat in my day. I speak not this "fa-shizzle" tongue of you children.
(confess: you never heard of Laotzu until you googled it ten minutes ago)
Quick!! Without googling it; which Laotzu philosophy am I not following?