Michigan is... interesting looking. Arabic? Minnesota is beautiful but looks perfectly capable of murdering the competition. Mississippi is awkward as a two-legged table. Girl, just get a guitar and go to Nashville.
Missouri is clearly a hit-woman assigned to take out one of the judges. Montana will write about this experience for her thesis and call it Feminism and Humor: An Uncomfortable Marriage. Nebraska intends to use her winnings to start her own catering business, I'm sure...
Oh, Nevada is cute! Oh, she's very cute. I like her. New Hampshire looks like a Kennedy by-blow. New Jersey looks like a Kardashian. New Mexico has a strange body. No visible bones. Like she's 15.