Colorado is either cross-eyed or insane. Connecticut is cute. Delaware looks like a tranny. DC has too much contouring make-up on her nose. Florida looks intensely uncomfortable, like a tom-boy forced to dress up.
Georgia & Hawaii are cute. Idaho is adorable but she looks like she's 13. Illinois is pretty but her breasts look like Tupperware cups. Indiana's got some teeth on her.
Iowa's not bad but I think she's another one with wonk-eye or something. Kansas has kind of a Cute Trailer Trash look about her. Very Juliette Lewis.
Kentucky looks unnervingly like Elvis. Louisiana has Bond girl written all over her...