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To: BenLurkin
right up till she opened her yap... then i'd be hard pressed not to press a pillow to her face till she shut up
60 posted on 06/05/2014 7:06:41 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

These morons have hit rock bottom when just their names are punchlines: Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid...Gwyneth Palltrow


62 posted on 06/05/2014 7:14:01 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Chode

Kinda like the great musican who had the choice of marrying a homely but immensely talented soprano — or the beautiful woman with a tin ear and a voice like a crow.

Art won out and he married the soprano.

The first morning after the wedding night, he rolled over and saw his new bride as the sunlight gently bathed her visage.

He leaning over, reached out his hand to caress her cheek...and shouted: “For God’s sake...sing something!”


89 posted on 06/05/2014 8:48:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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