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To: mojito

According to Ed Meese, `The Pony’ was one of Reagan’s favorite jokes. So here it is, a little break from the latest bit of Obama nonsense.

“The joke concerns two twin boys. Worried that the boys had developed extreme personalities - one was a total pessimist, the other a total optimist - their parents took them to a psychiatrist.”

“First the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with brand-new toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears. ‘What’s the matter?’ the psychiatrist asked, baffled. ‘Don’t you want to play with any of the toys?’ ‘Yes,’ the little boy bawled, ‘but if I did I’d only break them.’”

“Next the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his out look, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist emitted just the yelp of delight the psychiatrist had been hoping to hear from his brother, the pessimist. Then he clambered to the top of the pile, dropped to his knees, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ the psychiatrist asked, just as baffled by the optimist as he had been by the pessimist. ‘With all this manure,’ the little boy replied, beaming, ‘there must be a pony in here somewhere!’”

A five year American POW is recovered and it stinks up the joint.
He won’t speak English. It looks like he deserted, they don’t want him and in exchange we gave the enemy five first round picks.
Obama signed an act and says he won’t do what he just did: break that law.
Something good has got to come out of this latest pile of O-crapola ....
I mean, the hits just keep on coming from Obama lama ding dong.
Does his party, do the Donks have any control over him at all?
`rats, hello? Any love at all for your country?
Anything?! Hello?
Ferris? Ferris Buehler?
Anyone there? No?

crickets


11 posted on 06/03/2014 5:01:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

well put.


14 posted on 06/03/2014 5:10:50 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi)
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