Denny’s and Waffle House are supposed to have shootings after midnight. It’s part of the menu.
“I’ll have two eggs over easy, sausage, toast and bust a cap on somebody”.
It’s like momma drama at the Chuck E Cheese. You go to see that.
Denny’s is special. There are several of them around the US that look like MIB customs stations.
Customer: “batlhHa’ vanglu’taHvIS quv chavbe’lu’.”
Waitress: “Thelma! Do you speak Klingon? I think he wants a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity. What’s Klingon for IHOP? Honey, what ah think you want is the steak ‘n’ eggs breakfast, extra rare.”