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Cloudy Day Jihadists - #0 & 0 - Vanity: Add Your Own Verses & Variations
June 2, 2014 | dagogo redux

Posted on 06/02/2014 9:58:51 AM PDT by dagogo redux

Cloudy Day Jihadists - #0 & 0

They release you when your father grows a beard

They release you when your country’s not so feared

They release you for jihadists numbered five

They release you when O’s poll numbers dive

But I would not feel so all amused

Everybody must be used

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They release you when the VA’s all exposed

They release you when the scandal burdens grows

They release you without Congress in the know

They release you, and the Kenyan just says, “So?

Ah but I would not feel so all amused

Everybody must be used

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They release you after walking off your post

They release you though you sided with your hosts

They release you though you told them things you knew

They release you though five comrades died for you

Yes, but I would not feel so all amused

Everybody must be used


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; bergdahl; bobbergdahl; bowebergdahl; gitmo; jihad; scandal; swap
Please feel free to add your own improvisations. Anybody who understands the intricacies of HTML formatting on this site, and can make this look like song lyrics, please feel free to do so, and many thanks. :)

(Some knowledge of iconic folk music required.)

1 posted on 06/02/2014 9:58:51 AM PDT by dagogo redux
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To: dagogo redux

good one!


2 posted on 06/02/2014 10:14:05 AM PDT by clintonh8r (Soon, "the grateful dead" will be more than just the name of a crap band...)
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To: dagogo redux

I think you should have kept the main line, Everybody must get stoned because I think that everyone involved in this was stoned.....


3 posted on 06/02/2014 10:16:30 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Old Teufel Hunden

Agree, it’s good overall but the “used” line doesn’t cut it


4 posted on 06/02/2014 10:18:24 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: All

NSA spying and solar boondoggles,
Finding bin Laden with help from night goggles,
Then sending back five to help with his work,
All we got back was this Bowe Bergdahl jerk,

(Barry’s the one, Barry’s the one, Barry’s the one, Barry’s the one)

When impeachment seems so certain,
I am all aglow,
When the Taliban are your best friends,
Even at CNN they’re saying so ...

Now that the Taliban took up badminton,
let’s hope they use grenades instead of birdies,
here’s a new kind of scratch and win card,
inside is semtex now scratch really hard ...

(that’s no Kabul, that’s no Kabul, that’s no Kabul, that’s no Kabul)


5 posted on 06/02/2014 10:31:06 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: dagogo redux
They'll release you when a scandal does erupt
They'll release you cause idiots just give up
They'll release you before your Friday prayers
They'll release you and then say that they care
But you will not feel so all alone
Every democrat gets stoned

They'll release you after the carney is gone
They'll release you at the end of the freepethon
They'll release you fore the midterms start
They'll release you and print you have a heart
But I would not feel so all alone
Every democrat gets stoned

They'll release you cause you’re not a valiant man
They'll release you just cause they know they can
They'll release you b4 moocheel gains weight
They'll release you to change the senates fate
But I would not feel so all alone
Every democrat gets stoned

6 posted on 06/02/2014 10:40:00 AM PDT by corbe (mystified)
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To: corbe

I like it! A vast improvement over mine - Bravo!


7 posted on 06/02/2014 12:42:16 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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