[ConservingFreedom]

an institution so out of touch with its times,"

Yeah, c'mon, sexual morality is so old-fashioned.

[DuncanWaring]

From Rudyard Kipling, nearly a century ago:

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

[lastchance]

So lose touch with your paycheck. Problem solved.