[Liz]

"Jeepers, it's hard to think up stuff when you're having a bad hair day."

[Liz]

OBAMA ANNOUNCES NATIONAL SECURITY JOB OPENING :
"If You're a Dude and You Drive a Van,
You're My next National Security Advisor."

Tommy Vietor, Obamba's van driver, got national
security clearance, and attended WH Situation Room
meetings; Dude Tommy is Hillary's top pick for
Secretary of State Dude.

FEEL SAFER YET, AMERICA?