[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe he is a football felcher?

If you don’t know what felching is you don’t really want to know, but this will give you an idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY

[Izzy Dunne]

I looked up the word once, and wished I hadn’t.

I forgot exactly what it is.

Now there’s a YooToob video about it?

[beelzepug]

He needs to be felched with a honey badger.