[Milton Miteybad]

No zoning, relentless urban sprawl, no mass transit, flat as a board, terrible drainage problems that are getting worse every day, hordes of illegals, moveable parking lots that are laughingly called freeways, high property taxes, high sales taxes and little in the way of redeeming value, entertainment or amenities.

Enough with the craven, obsequious flattery, already. ;-)

[jimt]

Enough with the craven, obsequious flattery, already. ;-)

No zoning - a great blessing. You can find a free, open neighborhood like mine, or some anal retentive neighborhood where they micromanage every aspect of your property. Your choice.

Relentless urban sprawl - which is the way we like it. If you choose to live in an insectile "urban" hive, cool. We don't.

No mass transit - horsepuckey. What are all the empty busses I see everywhere ? What are the downtown toy trains, with 100 wrecks the first year ? The damn mass transit bureaucracy sucks 1% sales tax out of every pocket. We'd be much better off with NO mass transit.

Flat as a board - largely true.

Hordes of illegals - way too true.

It's not worth commenting on the rest.